Pheebz (femalephallus) wrote in turtle_fudge,
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Am Awye Toitle Fudge?

Totally Foshizz
What's your name?
Phoebe!
How old are you? 15.5
Where do you live? Just outside Suxbridge, Assachusetts

1.)What do you think of mullets? When I was little I thought Mullet was Musket. So I was kinda confused and then I met this kid with one and I was like..."that's a mullet?!?!!" So I guess I don't like them because they confuse me. But one time I cut my hair like a reverse mullet! It was long in the front and short in the back!
2.)If you could change the color of the sky, what color would you make it and why? purple! Then we could have PURPLE RAIN and everything would look like it does behind my favorite camera filter!
3.)If you saw a cat at the pound and it was possessed would you buy it? No, it would buy me...well my SOUL that is. And I'd be possessed by evil demon kitty!
4.)If you saw someone walking and they had toilet paper stuck to their shoe, what would you do? I'd figure it was the new trend. You never know with some of those people. *shakes head hopelessly*
5.)If you could have water fountains taste like anything, what would it be? They'd all taste different like Bertie Bott's every flavor beans and I would have a controller that I could change the flavor to play a mean trick on someone I didn't like. "Hmm...so he's using Bubbler #5..." I'd think to myself as I'd press a button. ZAP! "LIVER!"
6.)What the heck does the birds and the bees have to do with sex!? It's Catholic propaganda to prevent you from having sex. You see, when the bird and the bee tried to have sex, the bee's stinger got in the way and the poor bird's happy bishop in a turtleneck got all swollen and painful and they couldn't mate. There's also a subliminal message against cross genetics, but we won't get into that now...
7.)If you could only have 10 items with you for the rest of your life, what would they be?
1- CD player
2- choir CDs
3- TV with a built in video tape player
4- Total Eclipse
5- Complete collection of Rimbaud's work
6- Harry Potter books!!!!!!
7- Harry Potter movies (so I can stare at Alan Rickman all day. and DAVID THEWLIS!)
8- a giant plushie bannana bigger than me for my naps
9- All the watermelon I can eat
10- Underwear...for decorating!!!!!
8.)Say something random: Sex with Apple: CORE-GASM!!!!!
9.)What are somethings that you are addicted to? Chewing on random objects, applying to random communities (yeah you all know me already. lol), singing, David Thewlis, Alan Rickman, Kamikaze Watermelons, Thaddius Corn!, things that creep me out, blooooood, booobs
10.)What is the most bestest thing to have caress your skin!? seal flippers!
11.)You see a man first shave off all his hair, then tape it to his palms and chest and run around like a mad ape. What is your reaction? I wish I had that much hair!!!!!!!!!! *doubles over laughing and crying at the same time*
12.)Is there anything special that happens to you around midnight? only on alternate tuesdays. At 12 AM I turn into a Man!!!!!!!! (ask my friends or my english teacher...not that I mean it like that...ewwww)
13.)My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, what about your milkshake? my milkshake brings all the lactost intolerants to the hospital!
14.)What do your hands smell like right now? Watermelon, chlorine, Corgi, plastic
15.)What is the square root of 50 million? roots can't be square...how could they suck up water to the top of the tree that way?!?!!

Pictures!

My arm...I thought it looked cool. :P


My boyfriend


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Three Things for Interest Page: KAMIKAZE WATERMELONS, cones, fire extinguishers


OYEZ!
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