Christine Donaldson (taco_stand) wrote in turtle_fudge,
Christine Donaldson

Am I Turtle Fudge?

What's your name? Christine

How old are you? 14

Where do you live? mississippi (soon to be japan)

1.)What do you think of mullets? well, me being from mississippi, i see quite a few mullets here and there. mullets are quite awesome, but when i see them, they don't look too good. but now, joe dirt looks pretty darn good lookin' with a mullet! i wish i could pull a mullet off like that! well anywho, some mullets are quite dead sexy if you ask me.

2.)If you could change the color of the sky, what color would you make it and why?  now, that one is a toughie. it would be interesting to see it in white, but then it would be too bright outside, and it would blind us all! blue would be a cool color of the sky, but you know, the sky is already blue. yellow! yellow seems awesome, to just look up at the sky and see a whole bunch of yellow, TYE DIE! tye die would be just plain neato. every color that you can think of all up in the sky! imagine have a horrible day at school or work or something, sighing, you look up at the sky..and "WOAH! TYE DIE! THAT'S SO NEATO!" and you feel happy again! =)

3.)If you saw a cat at the pound and it was possessed would you buy it? being allergic to cats, would be a no. but since the cat is possessed, what the hell! i mean, it's not like everybody could own a possessed cat! i would just have to suck it up and take allergy pills every day! i would be envied by all the kids on the street!

4.)If you saw someone walking and they had toilet paper stuck to their shoe, what would you do?  hm..if i saw someone walking with toilet paper stuck to their shoe, i would go to the bathroom, purposely stick toliet paper to my shoe, and try to start it as a new fad so the person who originally started this wonderful hip new crave of all america wouldn't feel embarass. i would help him become famous! wowzers, i'm such a nice person.

5.)If you could have water fountains taste like anything, what would it be? hot chocolate...but then no becuase every body would be burning their toungues...but it  would pretty awesome if water fountains would taste like food. i'm not talking about candy, i'm talking about like tacos or something. just imagine... "wow, i sure am thirsty" you say to yourself and you walk casually (but cool) to the water fountain. you turn on the button, and a burst of a bean burrito comes into your mouth. oh yum.

6.)What the heck does the birds and the bees have to do with sex!?  heh...well i'm thinking and bees having sex...but that's just plain...weird! i mean, i don't think that's even possible for birds and bees to have sex! can they? can you even tell the difference between lady bees and male bees? do male bees have penises? how do birds have intercourse anyways? holy whack, where do bird's eggs come out of?!?

7.)If you could only have 10 items with you for the rest of your life, what would they be?  1.) a life time supply of hot chocolate. oh, yum. 2.) a life time supply of tacos. 3.) all the comic books in the world. 4.) a secret formula to have some good lookin' guys obey my every order. 5.) a hummer h2 or a bel air 6.) a computer that has the fastest interenet connection in the whole entire world! 7.) my teddy bear, baby taco bell. 8.) my friends so i won't get lonely. 'cause i tend to go crazy when i'm lonely. 9.) a phone that i could call anyone and everywhere i wanted to without paying such a high phone bill. 10.) fruit. I've got to stay healthy! =)

8.)Say something random:  you know, if i had the ability to become invisible, and walk through walls, i could probably see you in the shower...naked! HA!

9.)What are somethings that you are addicted to? tacos, hot chocolate (i even drink it in the summer!), the oldies, polka dots, the computer, hummers, bel airs, socks, chucks, and DDR (dance dance revolution--a video game, for the ones who don't know what it is).

10.)What is the most bestest thing to have caress your skin!?  peanut butter. i would like to bathe in peanut butter one day. =)

11.)You see a man first shave off all his hair, then tape it to his palms and chest and run around like a mad ape. What is your reaction?  i would first fly to a school where i could learn monkey languages. once i succeed in learning ape, i would fly to where the man is running around like a man ape, and i would ask him what's wrong. then i would find a nice lady on the street, and shave her hair and tape it to her palms and chest and then they could make mad ape babies. then the world would be a happier place. =)

12.)Is there anything special that happens to you around midnight?  i frolic around in the nude, drinking hot chocolate.... well no not really. i actually become a super hero...i become TACO GIRL! i give tacos to the one who are needy of tacos. everyone should have their daily dose of at least one (1) taco/burrito a day...then after that i frolic in the nude with the cows who make hot chocolate. moo! =)

13.)My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, what about your milkshake?  well, i'm not really good at making milkshakes. so i would say, my milkshake makes all the boys throw up in my yard.

14.)What do your hands smell like right now? an orange. i was eating one earlier, and they get really messy! juice was dripping down my arms and everything. very sticky.

15.)What is the square root of 50 million? ...uhh...BANANA!

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